The Sod's Law of Motherhood

- You’re running late and trying to get out the front door - child will need a poo

- You shout ‘HURRY UP!’- child will go even slower

- You need to get a good night’s sleep as you have an important day ahead - child will wake up every hour

- You’re on an important call and you need quiet - child will have the mother of all tantrums or fight with their sibling

- You need to be in the office for an important meeting - child will be sick

- You get a rare ‘date’ night - child will be sick

- You need your child to stay awake - child will fall asleep

- Week day morning’s - child will be in a coma

- Weekend morning’s - child will get up at 5am

- You go for a walk - child will tread in dog poo

- You’ve got no cash in the house - child will lose a tooth

- You throw out old toys that haven’t been played with for a year - child will ask if you’ve seen one of them the very next day

- You change the sheets on the bunk bed - you will smack your head

- You forget to put the waterproof mattress protector on the bed - child will wet themselves or vomit during the night

- You throw away child’s old art work - child will find it in the recycling bin and think you hate them

- You take a shower - family member will come in for a poo

- You clean the toilet - family member will need a poo just as you’ve finished

- Mummy goes out for the evening - child will go to bed perfectly for Daddy

- Daddy goes out for the evening - child will not go to bed perfectly for Mummy

**Are there any others I should add to the list??**